lolzpicx:

Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.

motorizedpatriot:

is this company even real

mydepressioneatsmealive:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

theperfectpalindrome:

svdp:

These guys are window washers at the children’s hospital in Memphis. After being asked several times by the children if they were spiderman or superman, the workers decided to buy the costumes and actually show up as the superheros.  Full story HERE

Always a reblog!

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

squidnship:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.

we’d arrange sacrifices of humans

starting with you

The little things

girlsbydaylight:

by お

phoenios:

Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.